The Ring…
This picture was taken shortly after watching the movie The Ring.
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Monthly Archives: October 2002
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Firstoff, I know that it’s been a while since I updated this, well about 2 weeks, which is relatively long. I just don’t have time for anything anymore it seems. Work is the equivalent of having one of those prickly balls that fall off trees… having one, no maybe like 9 of ’em wedged up and down your buttcrack, then playing basketball, barefoot on broken glass doused in alcohol, and drinking a gatorade bucket of saltwater and then being strapped to the bench and having the coach administer lemon juice eye drops to you for an hour. That’s work.
Fight Club is life. I had a whole thing prepared that I wanted to say about the movie, but heck (i kno alot of kiddies read my site, so yeah HECK!) I’m just not in the mood.
Utter frustration is what I’m experiencing. It’s not unlike:
1. Trying to open a can of soda and you have no fingers.
2. You take a mean dump only to find that the only toilet paper left is that 1 sheet that’s GLUED to the cardboard.
3. Your car drives only in reverse and there are only 1 way streets in your town
4. You go to the bathroom to take a mean dump only to find out that someone just took a MEAN dump. Even the seat’s still warm.
5. That thing in dreams where you run really slow. In some of my dreams I run backwards and that’s faster than running forward. Try it.
6. Tall guys in small rooms jumping and getting their head stuck in the ceiling.
7. Getting kidnapped, nailed in a coffin and buried. (I saw that in a Kiefer Sutherland movie, try to imagine it. That’s really frustrating.)
8. Getting in a fight and punching a guy… and you have a stump for an arm and the guy is actually an android and his face is made of metal and he’s much smarter than you and good looking and plus he’ll never get old cause he’s an android and he has a butt that just won’t quit.
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