The Rolling Issue
In This Issue
-1- Editorial
-2- Show and Tell
-1- Happy Monday, baby mamas and baby daddies. Here we are at the start of a new week. Let’s try to make it a good one. Let’s talk about sports this weekend. Barry Bonds hit his 700th homerun putting him in a class with Babe Ruth and Hank Aaron. Whoopdeedoo. Honestly, I can only stand watching baseball, when it’s highlights on Sportscenter. Sitting through an entire game of boring commentators and guys scratching their nads isn’t my idea of entertainment. You figure any game which requires a 7th inning stretch has got to be boring. Even golf doesn’t have 14th hole aerobics for the spectators or bowling, 8th frame touch your toes. Oscar De La Hoya was knocked out in the 9th round by Bernard Hopkins on Saturday in Vegas. Honestly, who didn’t see this coming? Rule of thumb is, the guy who’s done time in prison always wins the fight. Prison does things to a man. Prison can prepare you for things like no other experience can. Prison is the only place where you go in a man, spend your time there crying like a chick, then come out bigger and badder than ever before. Speaking of imprisonment, one of today’s articles deals with confinement. This post is particularly noteworthy because it will be the first non-humorous post, since I started the “Issue” format. It does incorporate some irony and sarcasm, although the tone of the piece is fairly serious. Try not to take it too seriously, though. It’s merely meant to make you think about things, rather than to criticize or get you riled up. Many times I’ll write things that may seem offensive (see last issue’s “Can It Be That It Was All So Simple Then”) to some. However, it’s merely meant to poke fun and a lot of the time I don’t even agree with the message of the article. In fact, a close friend of mine called me out on the “Can It Be…” article. He correctly identified that it was I, rather than my girlfriend or another girl who was complicated or complicated situations. So props to you ryan for pointing that out. I think I have to change my disclaimer now to something about the views presented in these articles aren’t necessarily the views of the author, LOL. Trying something different today. I’ll be updating throughout the day, rather than all at once. So check back later on for more info. Be easy.
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Birds were meant to fly, fish to swim, and dogs to run. For thousands of years, man has found varous reasons to domesticate animals, which equates to removing animals from their natural habitat and forcing them to adapt to living conditions that suit our needs. In ancient times man domesticated animals in order to utilize their abilities to facilitate day to day living. In modern times, pets are a novelty, a source of amusement. Birds were caged and fish put into fishbowls, and all for our own pleasure. We watch them grow, observe their actions and perhaps teach them to do simple tricks for our own fleeting satisfaction. This is done at the cost of their liberty. Are the animals even aware of this? Do they know any better?
Celebrities enjoy an elevated status in society, albeit at a similar price. Living life in the public eye is described as living under a microscope. Every move and every word spoken is scrutinized by an overly critical and fickle public. Perhaps for every bit of adulation celebrities are showered with, there is twice as much criticism and when the masses identify something that displeases them, they can be merciless.
Chances are if you are reading this, then you have a Xanga yourself, or perhaps some other online blog where you share your ideas, feelings and personal stories and experiences with others in the online community. In recent years that community has grown to unimaginable proportions.
My dear fishes I welcome you to your fishbowl, my dear birds, to your cage. I wish you a pleasant stay but offer up the question, “What brought you here?”
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Edit – Current News Updated (see side module):
2004.09.07 05:04PM Tue