Self-Exposed


I try to abstain from posting anything too personal, simply because my gregarious nature directs me towards mass appeal…


analogy:  if Xanga = Rap, Jaems = Sellout


but back to the main point…  i need some direction… so kindly, use a #2 pencil, read the questions and answers before selecting an answer, fill in the bubble completely, if changing an answer – be sure to erase your previous answer completely, avoid any stray marks as these may be picked up by the computer as an incorrect answer, turn your papers over when you have completed each section… also if you need to use the lavatory during any point, please raise your hand and an administrator will bring you a Huggies pull up, because you’re a big kid now…


Multiple-Choice


1.  What should Jaems do with his life:


     A.  Continue to develop a career as a Human Resources professional


     B.  Become a Buddhist monk


     C.  Host a cable-access talk/variety show


     D.  Go back to school


     E.  Do stand-up, self-deprecating comedy at open-mic nights


     F.  Become a gypsy


     G.  Edit wedding and Bah-Mitzvah home videos


     H.  Other?


Open-Ended Question(s)


1.  What can Jaems change about himself to make him more tolerable to you and others?


Your Moment of Zen



*much love and thanks to everyone who made yesterday all the more special for me*